Alec Baldwin is a Dream Daddy!

Why, he's every girls dream daddy, Alec Baldwin is! Yes, he sounds a little irritable in the phone message, but cut the guy some slack, he says his daughter's a pig, why shouldn't we take his word for it? ...What a valuable lesson she has undoubtedly learned from this experience: When in doubt, attack! There is no real value in holding back, for the sake of the future, what's on one's mind today!

Apparently he wasn't the only one who thought she wasn't worth the time it took to bed down her mother and that special someone made her loving father's comments to her public. This is where the media was able to step in and create another invaluable learning opportunity for this dear child. They were able to exploit this tender moment and make a little money off her back! Kudos to the media!

As for Alec becoming a spokesperson for alienated fathers of the world, I'm sure we could find some better candidates to launch that series of books. Maybe we could get OJ to write one, between gigs, after all, he didn't actually lay a hand on his kids either. By the time he's finished, Alec may have found the free time to pen out a few more pieces of his mind for his daughter to cherish.

*Note to alienated fathers: Screaming at your disaffected child probably isn't the way to foster a closer relationship with them. ;)